Other questions for William Schryver

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Other questions for William Schryver

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1. Who knocked your tooth out?
2. Why did they punch you?
3. How long ago was this?
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Re: Other questions for William Schryver

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you do know that bill owns a bowflex, right?
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lostindc wrote:you do know that bill owns a bowflex, right?



I think bowflex is a gimmick hyped by their TV ads. I go with real plates, like the Body Solid in my basement.
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Re: Other questions for William Schryver

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beastie wrote:
lostindc wrote:you do know that bill owns a bowflex, right?



I think bowflex is a gimmick hyped by their TV ads. I go with real plates, like the Body Solid in my basement.


You'd think that an LDS apologist would tend to go for the machine with "real plates."
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Re: Other questions for William Schryver

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Doctor Scratch wrote:You'd think that an LDS apologist would tend to go for the machine with "real plates."


LOL! Except when someone wants to come over to work out an angel might take them away
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Re: Other questions for William Schryver

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lostindc wrote:you do know that bill owns a bowflex, right?
beastie wrote:I think bowflex is a gimmick hyped by their TV ads. I go with real plates, like the Body Solid in my basement.
Doctor Scratch wrote:You'd think that an LDS apologist would tend to go for the machine with "real plates."
You'd think that an LDS apologist would know there were no real plates.
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Man, I ought to charge you all for that sweet set-up. ;)
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Re: Other questions for William Schryver

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RockSlider wrote:1. Who knocked your tooth out?

What are you talking about? Why do you believe someone knocked my tooth out? (Incidentally, I never lost a tooth in a fight.)

2. Why did they punch you?

What are you talking about? Why do you believe someone punched me? (I mean, it is true I have been punched a couple times in my life, but never with impunity, and never at the cost of a tooth.)

3. How long ago was this?

You tell me. You seem to know more than I do.



What a bizarre set of questions ...
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beastie wrote:Man, I ought to charge you all for that sweet set-up. ;)

Speaking of classic circle jerks ...
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Re: Other questions for William Schryver

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beastie wrote:
I think bowflex is a gimmick hyped by their TV ads. I go with real plates, like the Body Solid in my basement.


First the plates, then if you get real good try the stone box.
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