Dance rules - No lustful thoughts!

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Dance rules - No lustful thoughts!

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I noticed this in a picture on a friend's Facebook account who attended a stake dance a few years ago:

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I would like to direct your attention to the bottom of this sign, where it says, "No Lustful Thoughts!"

Ya gotta love it!
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Re: Dance rules - No lustful thoughts!

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Just wondering (can't quite read the text), is the illustration delineating the separation required for dance partners? Looks to be about six feet. At that distance, lustful thoughts would be kept to a minimum (although I would still have some).
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Re: Dance rules - No lustful thoughts!

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Hold it. Does it really have a picture of the Book of Mormon...indicating that one needs to fit between the dance partners??? We used to joke about that. I didn't think it was an actual rule.

LOL!

What do the other rules say. I can make out "Choose the Right!" and that's about it.
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Re: Dance rules - No lustful thoughts!

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just me wrote:What do the other rules say. I can make out "Choose the Right!" and that's about it.

I'm taking a stab here, but I think the rules read:

CLEAN SHAVEN
NO SHORTS
NO PROVOCATIVE DANCING
CHOOSE THE RIGHT
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Re: Dance rules - No lustful thoughts!

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TrashcanMan79 wrote:
just me wrote:What do the other rules say. I can make out "Choose the Right!" and that's about it.

I'm taking a stab here, but I think the rules read:

CLEAN SHAVEN
NO SHORTS
NO PROVOCATIVE DANCING
CHOOSE THE RIGHT


Oooh, that looks about right. Thanks!
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Re: Dance rules - No lustful thoughts!

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zeezrom wrote:I noticed this in a picture on a friend's Facebook account who attended a stake dance a few years ago:

Image

I would like to direct your attention to the bottom of this sign, where it says, "No Lustful Thoughts!"

Ya gotta love it!


Why is the guy in the picture wearing a towel?

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Re: Dance rules - No lustful thoughts!

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Looks like it is a Hawaiian outfit.
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Re: Dance rules - No lustful thoughts!

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LDSToronto wrote:
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This is too funny.

Me? I wanna know why the women's column says, "clean shaven," too.
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Re: Dance rules - No lustful thoughts!

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Morley wrote:
LDSToronto wrote:
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This is too funny.

Me? I wanna know why the women's column says, "clean shaven," too.

There were plenty of Mormon chicks in my old stake down in Texas for whom this rule would have been totally appropriate. Made you grateful for that Book of Mormon length space between you, tell you what.
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Re: Dance rules - No lustful thoughts!

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just me wrote:Hold it. Does it really have a picture of the Book of Mormon...indicating that one needs to fit between the dance partners??? We used to joke about that. I didn't think it was an actual rule.


Yes, indeedy it was! My thoughts were not lustful, they were more of the fantasizing about the deep emotional relationship that particular dance-victim. . . err I mean dance-partner of mine, might blossom into. And how he'd be my Celestial soul-mate 4eva! *sigh* I guess that's how girls and boys are different. Oh the innocence of childhood!
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