Mormon Apologetics & Misogyny: The Case of William Schryver

[Guest]

Will invented a kool-aid that turns people into clones of himself. He is currently running tests of it at the labs of the University of Utah.

No, he's currently in Rome trying to forget that people like you guys really do exist.

Maybe he'll tell a Swiss guard at the Vatican what he thinks about the Virgin Mary? I can't wait to see him get spiked on a halberd!

No ... I suppose that like everybody else except us perverse anti-mormons the guard will see the joke and introduce him to the Pope so His Holiness can join in the laugh.

[Edited to add: That was a kind of joke about the halberd, perhaps in poor taste. In reality I wish Schryver nothing worse than being the object of mild derision from Italians who are subtle enough to ensure he does not even notice it happening. I wonder if he'll come back 'talking foreign' like DCP often does after his trips?]

[_MsJack]

No, he's currently in Rome trying to forget that people like you guys really do exist.

And yet, he had time to swing by here yesterday and change his "Will Schryver" avatar, right around the time you started posting here again.

But you two are, like, totally not the same person. We get it.

[_Runtu]

And yet, he had time to swing by here yesterday and change his "Will Schryver" avatar, right around the time you started posting here again.

But you two are, like, totally not the same person. We get it.

That is a pretty awesome new avatar, as it combines the scarecrow with crucifixion imagery. Speaks volumes.

[_MsJack]

That is a pretty awesome new avatar, as it combines the scarecrow with crucifixion imagery. Speaks volumes.

Reminds me of the "scarecrow" scene from Jeepers Creepers 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzLq1BoLxQc

[Guest]

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[_Doctor CamNC4Me]

Hello,

An interesting dialogue with Ms. KA...

Kimberly,

Actually, the comments were made here. I'm much more "respectable" when I post on the MAD board. You know, when in Rome ...

So. Mr. Schryver "acts more respectable" when he knows he's under more scrutiny... Hrm...

Anyway, you're correct in concluding that I'm not the "Peter Priesthood" that some people have tried to paint me as. I have several "rough edges," so to speak. And, frankly, I'm not that interested in having them smoothed over at this point in my life. There are enough colorless Mormons without me adding to their number.

Ok. So Mr. Schryver admits that he's a little "rough edged", and hence his use of vivid sexually tinged homosexual imagery.

KA Said:

Now, if I only knew what Silentkid meant by spunk toast...

Believe me, you don't want to know. Contrary to Kevin's suggestions that I was not familiar with the more vulgar connotations for "circle jerk" back when I first used the phrase -- I was.

So, Mr. Schryver admits that he knew exactly what he was saying and that it was meant in its sexual connotation.

I guess I simply trusted that its evolved meaning would have superseded the original in the minds of the readers here. In retrospect (and having read Polygamy Porter's and Schmo's posts, I'm sure you'll agree) I can now see that I was making an incorrect assumption. In a place where masturbation has attained unto the status of the first fundamental right of self-expression, one should also assume that all language will be reduced to its lowest common denominator.

So. Mr. Schryver "assumed" that his use of a sexually tinged homosexual comment would be "elevated" to the idea that it's just a bunch of guys high-fiving each other was misconstrued even though he himself admitted that he's an "edgy" guy who knew the most commonly accepted description of "circle jerk".

Uh huh. I suppose his next explanation of "limp biscuit" is that he was really meaning that someone simply was proffering a flaccid argument, or some such nonsense.

V/R
Dr. Cam

[Guest]

Hello,

More Mr. Schryver's flirtation with Ms. KA:

Per Kimberly Ann’s request, and because my heart is still twitterpated at the recollection of her in slinky black dress, I am posting my reply from the other thread, along with the reply I made to Ryan’s subsequent questions:

* insert some weird Star Trek-Holy Ghost analogy here*

By the way, KA, even though I get e-mails back suggesting that mine sent to you were rejected for exceeding the size limitation, they are apparently getting through to you. I sent you some more songs. I also recorded a couple of my own compositions on my keyboard this afternoon, and I sent those to you just for the heck of it.

A married Mormon man, a Priesthood holder, is composing songs, and sending them to a woman he has publicly announced his lust for. I really wonder if Ms. Belinda knows about this. Let me tell you. Sharing music is already a flirtatious behavior, but composing music for... That's a different thing.

V/R
Dr. Cam

[Guest]

MsJack:

Speak for yourself, Belinda Damon Hammer.

I see that you aren’t too particular about what lies you believe, as long as they further your agenda.

This was the entire post made under the handle WilliamSchryver on March 23, 2009:

Will has, on several occasions, denied having made this post and denied posting under the name “WilliamSchryver”. How and by whom it was made to appear (earlier in this thread) that he acknowledged making the post is a mystery that remains to be uncovered. But considering how the “c***” lie was built, I wouldn’t put anything past the moderators and members of this message board.

This isn't unusual at all here, Nomad. In the past, someone posted here as Selek and attacked me on several occasions personally. I asked Selek at the MADboard why he had done so and it turns out it wasn't him at all.

Indeed, years ago someone posted here as me (I forget if they used Droopy or the old Coggins handle) for a short period. Then there have been all the David Bednar and Boyd Packer posts.

Scratch has, on a few occasions, created quotations from me that did not in fact exist and then used them in block quotes as if I had made the statements within.

Nothing is impossible here, absolutely nothing.

[_Doctor CamNC4Me]

Hello Mr. Loran Blood,

Do you deny attacking the posters on this board on a personal level?

V/R
Dr. Cam

[_Polygamy-Porter]

I thought Loran took his ball and went home?