the idea of "inviting the Lord into your bedroom."
Or even worse, starting sex with an opening prayer. And yet, there are members who do that.
How would you even sustain an interest in going through with it after an opening prayer? Seriously.
I can think of few things creepier than
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I can think of few things creepier than
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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_Scottie
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Re: I can think of few things creepier than
I do, however, find it sexy when my wife yells, "OH GOD!" in bed.
Just sayin...
Just sayin...
If there's one thing I've learned from this board, it's that consensual sex with multiple partners is okay unless God commands it. - Abman
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I find this place to be hostile toward all brands of stupidity. That's why I like it. - Some Schmo
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Re: I can think of few things creepier than
Buffalo wrote:the idea of "inviting the Lord into your bedroom."
Or even worse, starting sex with an opening prayer. And yet, there are members who do that.
How would you even sustain an interest in going through with it after an opening prayer? Seriously.
Well, you're the one who knows these particular people, or so it seems, why odn't you ax them?
Love ya tons,
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I ain't nuttin'. don't get all worked up on account of me.
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I ain't nuttin'. don't get all worked up on account of me.
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Re: I can think of few things creepier than
Buffalo wrote:...starting sex with an opening prayer. And yet, there are members who do that. Seriously.
Well, there goes my lunch.
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
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Re: I can think of few things creepier than
Now, obviously I can think of a lot of things creepier than this. Hyperbole, obviously.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Re: I can think of few things creepier than
It's amazing how ex-mormons always knew the weirdest church members.
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics
"I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
"I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
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Re: I can think of few things creepier than
The Nehor wrote:It's amazing how ex-Mormons always knew the weirdest church members.
We know you, after all. ;-)
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Re: I can think of few things creepier than
I'm reminded of two separate statements I heard from relatives:
"My son asked me if, in 35 years of marriage, I ever saw my wife without her garments on. The answer is no."
"I'm so glad we have garments. Think of all the money I have saved not having to buy lingerie."
"My son asked me if, in 35 years of marriage, I ever saw my wife without her garments on. The answer is no."
"I'm so glad we have garments. Think of all the money I have saved not having to buy lingerie."
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Re: I can think of few things creepier than
Runtu wrote:The Nehor wrote:It's amazing how ex-Mormons always knew the weirdest church members.
We know you, after all. ;-)
Yes but you met me because you left. :)
Am I encouraging apostasy?
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics
"I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
"I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
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Re: I can think of few things creepier than
The Nehor wrote:Yes but you met me because you left. :)
Am I encouraging apostasy?
I thought I knew you before I left. Maybe I'm wrong.