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_Buffalo
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I can think of few things creepier than

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the idea of "inviting the Lord into your bedroom."

Or even worse, starting sex with an opening prayer. And yet, there are members who do that.

How would you even sustain an interest in going through with it after an opening prayer? Seriously.
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I do, however, find it sexy when my wife yells, "OH GOD!" in bed.

Just sayin...
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Re: I can think of few things creepier than

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Buffalo wrote:the idea of "inviting the Lord into your bedroom."

Or even worse, starting sex with an opening prayer. And yet, there are members who do that.

How would you even sustain an interest in going through with it after an opening prayer? Seriously.


Well, you're the one who knows these particular people, or so it seems, why odn't you ax them?
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Re: I can think of few things creepier than

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Buffalo wrote:...starting sex with an opening prayer. And yet, there are members who do that. Seriously.

Well, there goes my lunch.
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Re: I can think of few things creepier than

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Now, obviously I can think of a lot of things creepier than this. Hyperbole, obviously.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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It's amazing how ex-mormons always knew the weirdest church members.
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The Nehor wrote:It's amazing how ex-Mormons always knew the weirdest church members.


We know you, after all. ;-)
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I'm reminded of two separate statements I heard from relatives:

"My son asked me if, in 35 years of marriage, I ever saw my wife without her garments on. The answer is no."

"I'm so glad we have garments. Think of all the money I have saved not having to buy lingerie."
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Runtu wrote:
The Nehor wrote:It's amazing how ex-Mormons always knew the weirdest church members.


We know you, after all. ;-)


Yes but you met me because you left. :)

Am I encouraging apostasy?
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The Nehor wrote:Yes but you met me because you left. :)

Am I encouraging apostasy?


I thought I knew you before I left. Maybe I'm wrong.
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