New literary game! Try it out!

[_Doctor Scratch]

Mr. Stak has delivered what may very well be the most devastating blow ever delivered to Pahoran. If Pah has no salient response, I think that one must automatically assume that he admits defeat.

[_Lucretia MacEvil]

Could we get an explanation, or are you just gonna ninja edit everything?

So Stak, let me see if I've got this straight.

You started this thread to give yourself a pretext to sneak my in real life surname under the radar.

Then you spat the dummy when a writer's game was moved to the writer's forum because not enough people would see it.

Now you're having a hissy fit because the mods saw through the ruse.

Is that it?

Regards,
Pahoran

Heavenly days. Like you are trying to protect your in real life? You are having a hissy fit just in case anyone hadn't made the connection.

Your story was pretty good, just needs a little tuning up. The beginning was schlocky and the ending was heavy-handed, but in between was a nice picture of judgmental cookie-cutter Mormonism. Keep trying!

[_Pahoran]

Lol, Pahoran. I'm laughing, all right. I love stories about how people in the Church ridicule others, alienate them, and try to make them feel bad. Ha ha ha!

Okay. So following your example, I should see the other stories as examples of how exmo's try to bignote themselves by putting Mormons down.

Got it.

Regards,
Pahoran

[_Pahoran]

@Pahoran
@madeleine

Please edit out some "====" !
More than 75-80 character without space makes the page hard to read. (One have to scroll horizontally for every line...)

Thank You.

Done.

Regards,
Pahoran

[_Pahoran]

Mr. Stak has delivered what may very well be the most devastating blow ever delivered to Pahoran. If Pah has no salient response, I think that one must automatically assume that he admits defeat.

You know Scratchy? You're right. "I did not neither, honest (well yes, I really did but we were all just joking about it)" is absolutely "the most devastating blow ever delivered to Pahoran."

Without exception.

Regards,
Pahoran

[_Simon Belmont]

You gonna play Simon or make bad jokes?

I liked my joke... it was funny!

[_KimberlyAnn]

From the Seattle Smut Writer community players comes our new game. The rules are simple, you have to come up with a clever back story to the picture below, and some how connect it to Mormonism. 500 (give or take a few) words or less. After a time, we’ll vote for the winner.

Okay?

Go.

All of the stories are hilarious! What talented folks frequent this message board!

I see one problem with them, though: The girl is obviously not a good Mormon. Hasn't anyone noticed the exposed shoulder? Hello! That dress is not church-dance appropriate. Her non-conformist asymmetrical style speaks volumes. Why does she have not one, but TWO young men at her side? Because the young men know that shoulder-bearing girls are funky. They like their oatmeal lumpy. In short, they do the humpty-hump, yeah, they do the humpty-hump.

She wears white shoes after Labor Day.

Her bangs are as straight as her gansta mack.

KA

[_Blixa]

Why does she have not one, but TWO young men at her side? Because the young men know that shoulder-bearing girls are funky. They like their oatmeal lumpy. In short, they do the humpty-hump, yeah, they do the humpty-hump.

She wears white shoes after Labor Day.

Her bangs are as straight as her gansta mack.

KA

Thanks for the flashback to the carefree days of Sex Packets...

[_Morley]

Thanks for the flashback to the carefree days of Sex Packets...

Sex Packets?

[_Blixa]

Thanks for the flashback to the carefree days of Sex Packets...

Sex Packets?

You need to know your Digital Underground history...