New literary game! Try it out!
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Mr. Stak has delivered what may very well be the most devastating blow ever delivered to Pahoran. If Pah has no salient response, I think that one must automatically assume that he admits defeat.
"[I]f, while hoping that everybody else will be honest and so forth, I can personally prosper through unethical and immoral acts without being detected and without risk, why should I not?." --Daniel Peterson, 6/4/14
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Pahoran wrote:MrStakhanovite wrote:Could we get an explanation, or are you just gonna ninja edit everything?
So Stak, let me see if I've got this straight.
You started this thread to give yourself a pretext to sneak my in real life surname under the radar.
Then you spat the dummy when a writer's game was moved to the writer's forum because not enough people would see it.
Now you're having a hissy fit because the mods saw through the ruse.
Is that it?
Regards,
Pahoran
Heavenly days. Like you are trying to protect your in real life? You are having a hissy fit just in case anyone hadn't made the connection.
Your story was pretty good, just needs a little tuning up. The beginning was schlocky and the ending was heavy-handed, but in between was a nice picture of judgmental cookie-cutter Mormonism. Keep trying!
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Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions. Frater
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Doctor Scratch wrote:Lol, Pahoran. I'm laughing, all right. I love stories about how people in the Church ridicule others, alienate them, and try to make them feel bad. Ha ha ha!
Okay. So following your example, I should see the other stories as examples of how exmo's try to bignote themselves by putting Mormons down.
Got it.
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Pahoran
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ludwigm wrote:@Pahoran
@madeleine
Please edit out some "====" !
More than 75-80 character without space makes the page hard to read. (One have to scroll horizontally for every line...)
Thank You.
Done.
Regards,
Pahoran
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Doctor Scratch wrote:Mr. Stak has delivered what may very well be the most devastating blow ever delivered to Pahoran. If Pah has no salient response, I think that one must automatically assume that he admits defeat.
You know Scratchy? You're right. "I did not neither, honest (well yes, I really did but we were all just joking about it)" is absolutely "the most devastating blow ever delivered to Pahoran."
Without exception.
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Pahoran
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MrStakhanovite wrote:You gonna play Simon or make bad jokes?
I liked my joke... it was funny!
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MrStakhanovite wrote:From the Seattle Smut Writer community players comes our new game. The rules are simple, you have to come up with a clever back story to the picture below, and some how connect it to Mormonism. 500 (give or take a few) words or less. After a time, we’ll vote for the winner.
Okay?
Go.
All of the stories are hilarious! What talented folks frequent this message board!
I see one problem with them, though: The girl is obviously not a good Mormon. Hasn't anyone noticed the exposed shoulder? Hello! That dress is not church-dance appropriate. Her non-conformist asymmetrical style speaks volumes. Why does she have not one, but TWO young men at her side? Because the young men know that shoulder-bearing girls are funky. They like their oatmeal lumpy. In short, they do the humpty-hump, yeah, they do the humpty-hump.
She wears white shoes after Labor Day.
Her bangs are as straight as her gansta mack.
KA
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KimberlyAnn wrote: Why does she have not one, but TWO young men at her side? Because the young men know that shoulder-bearing girls are funky. They like their oatmeal lumpy. In short, they do the humpty-hump, yeah, they do the humpty-hump.
She wears white shoes after Labor Day.
Her bangs are as straight as her gansta mack.
KA
Thanks for the flashback to the carefree days of Sex Packets...
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Blixa wrote:
Thanks for the flashback to the carefree days of Sex Packets...
Sex Packets?
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Morley wrote:Blixa wrote:
Thanks for the flashback to the carefree days of Sex Packets...
Sex Packets?
You need to know your Digital Underground history...
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."