The 2011 Mopologist Boner of the Year Award

[_Everybody Wang Chung]

No matter how you slice it, 2011 was an embarrassing and sad year for Mopologists. Let's hope that 2012 will be much better.



Some predictions for 2012:

DCP will come back to Mormondiscussions as a more kind and gentle version of himself;

Droopy and Will will be spotted together at the 2012 Utah Gay Pride Parade;

John Lund will be found not guilty by reason of insanity;

SeattleGhostWriter will create a new literary genre of Mormon erotic fiction. His first book will titled, "Fanny Alger's Fanny" and its sequel "Good Assternoon, Joseph"; and

Will's "game changing" article will finally be published, on SeattleGhostWriter's website.

[_LDSToronto]

How can I pick just one? Can't we throw a few more characters into the running and have a 10-way tie?

H.

[_Doctor Scratch]

I will supply my own thoughts on this in early December when I publish "The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics, 2011."

[_Quasimodo]

I voted John Lund. All the others have made some small indiscretions that are known by our small group.

John Lund's transgressions have been published world wide. He screwed the pooch on an international level. He made Mormon apologists seem repugnant to people around the world who have never heard of Mormon apologists.

No one else on the list even comes close.

[_sock puppet]

Thanks, Everybody Wang Chung. I couldn't choose just one. Not even just two, three or four. I had to use all 5.

[_thews]

Thanks, Everybody Wang Chung. I couldn't choose just one. Not even just two, three or four. I had to use all 5.

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[_Droopy]

No matter how you slice it, 2011 was an embarrassing and sad year for Mopologists. Let's hope that 2012 will be much better.



Some predictions for 2012:

DCP will come back to Mormondiscussions as a more kind and gentle version of himself;

Droopy and Will will be spotted together at the 2012 Utah Gay Pride Parade;

John Lund will be found not guilty by reason of insanity;

SeattleGhostWriter will create a new literary genre of Mormon erotic fiction. His first book will titled, "Fanny Alger's Fanny" and its sequel "Good Assternoon, Joseph"; and

Will's "game changing" article will finally be published, on SeattleGhostWriter's website.

"Wang," have you ever considered quitting your day job and becoming a pine cone?

[_sock puppet]

No matter how you slice it, 2011 was an embarrassing and sad year for Mopologists. Let's hope that 2012 will be much better.



Some predictions for 2012:

DCP will come back to Mormondiscussions as a more kind and gentle version of himself;

Droopy and Will will be spotted together at the 2012 Utah Gay Pride Parade;

John Lund will be found not guilty by reason of insanity;

SeattleGhostWriter will create a new literary genre of Mormon erotic fiction. His first book will titled, "Fanny Alger's Fanny" and its sequel "Good Assternoon, Joseph"; and

Will's "game changing" article will finally be published, on SeattleGhostWriter's website.

"Wang," have you ever considered quitting your day job and becoming a pine cone?

Droopy, pissed because you didn't make the list?

[_Everybody Wang Chung]

"Wang," have you ever considered quitting your day job and becoming a pine cone?

Yes Droopy, I have considered becoming a pine cone. Who hasn't? Thanks for the brillant question, probably brought to us tonight by Budweiser.

[_Droopy]

"Wang," have you ever considered quitting your day job and becoming a pine cone?

Yes Droopy, I have considered becoming a pine cone. Who hasn't? Thanks for the brillant question, probably brought to us tonight by Budweiser.

Look, you're the guy dressed as a court jester with a banana in your mouth at a gay pride march, not me.