The 2011 Mopologist Boner of the Year Award
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The 2011 Mopologist Boner of the Year Award
No matter how you slice it, 2011 was an embarrassing and sad year for Mopologists. Let's hope that 2012 will be much better.
Some predictions for 2012:
DCP will come back to Mormondiscussions as a more kind and gentle version of himself;
Droopy and Will will be spotted together at the 2012 Utah Gay Pride Parade;
John Lund will be found not guilty by reason of insanity;
SeattleGhostWriter will create a new literary genre of Mormon erotic fiction. His first book will titled, "Fanny Alger's Fanny" and its sequel "Good Assternoon, Joseph"; and
Will's "game changing" article will finally be published, on SeattleGhostWriter's website.
Some predictions for 2012:
DCP will come back to Mormondiscussions as a more kind and gentle version of himself;
Droopy and Will will be spotted together at the 2012 Utah Gay Pride Parade;
John Lund will be found not guilty by reason of insanity;
SeattleGhostWriter will create a new literary genre of Mormon erotic fiction. His first book will titled, "Fanny Alger's Fanny" and its sequel "Good Assternoon, Joseph"; and
Will's "game changing" article will finally be published, on SeattleGhostWriter's website.
"I'm on paid sabbatical from BYU in exchange for my promise to use this time to finish two books."
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Re: The 2011 Mopologist Boner of the Year Award
How can I pick just one? Can't we throw a few more characters into the running and have a 10-way tie?
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I will supply my own thoughts on this in early December when I publish "The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics, 2011."
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I voted John Lund. All the others have made some small indiscretions that are known by our small group.
John Lund's transgressions have been published world wide. He screwed the pooch on an international level. He made Mormon apologists seem repugnant to people around the world who have never heard of Mormon apologists.
No one else on the list even comes close.
John Lund's transgressions have been published world wide. He screwed the pooch on an international level. He made Mormon apologists seem repugnant to people around the world who have never heard of Mormon apologists.
No one else on the list even comes close.
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.
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"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.
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Thanks, Everybody Wang Chung. I couldn't choose just one. Not even just two, three or four. I had to use all 5.
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sock puppet wrote:Thanks, Everybody Wang Chung. I couldn't choose just one. Not even just two, three or four. I had to use all 5.
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2 Tim 4:3 For the time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine.
2 Tim 4:4 They will turn their ears away from the truth & turn aside to myths
2 Tim 4:4 They will turn their ears away from the truth & turn aside to myths
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Everybody Wang Chung wrote:No matter how you slice it, 2011 was an embarrassing and sad year for Mopologists. Let's hope that 2012 will be much better.
Some predictions for 2012:
DCP will come back to Mormondiscussions as a more kind and gentle version of himself;
Droopy and Will will be spotted together at the 2012 Utah Gay Pride Parade;
John Lund will be found not guilty by reason of insanity;
SeattleGhostWriter will create a new literary genre of Mormon erotic fiction. His first book will titled, "Fanny Alger's Fanny" and its sequel "Good Assternoon, Joseph"; and
Will's "game changing" article will finally be published, on SeattleGhostWriter's website.
"Wang," have you ever considered quitting your day job and becoming a pine cone?
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Droopy wrote:Everybody Wang Chung wrote:No matter how you slice it, 2011 was an embarrassing and sad year for Mopologists. Let's hope that 2012 will be much better.
Some predictions for 2012:
DCP will come back to Mormondiscussions as a more kind and gentle version of himself;
Droopy and Will will be spotted together at the 2012 Utah Gay Pride Parade;
John Lund will be found not guilty by reason of insanity;
SeattleGhostWriter will create a new literary genre of Mormon erotic fiction. His first book will titled, "Fanny Alger's Fanny" and its sequel "Good Assternoon, Joseph"; and
Will's "game changing" article will finally be published, on SeattleGhostWriter's website.
"Wang," have you ever considered quitting your day job and becoming a pine cone?
Droopy, pissed because you didn't make the list?
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Droopy wrote:
"Wang," have you ever considered quitting your day job and becoming a pine cone?
Yes Droopy, I have considered becoming a pine cone. Who hasn't? Thanks for the brillant question, probably brought to us tonight by Budweiser.
"I'm on paid sabbatical from BYU in exchange for my promise to use this time to finish two books."
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Everybody Wang Chung wrote:Droopy wrote:
"Wang," have you ever considered quitting your day job and becoming a pine cone?
Yes Droopy, I have considered becoming a pine cone. Who hasn't? Thanks for the brillant question, probably brought to us tonight by Budweiser.
Look, you're the guy dressed as a court jester with a banana in your mouth at a gay pride march, not me.
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us
- President Ezra Taft Benson
I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.
- Thomas Sowell
- President Ezra Taft Benson
I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.
- Thomas Sowell