Ceeboo wrote:Rambo wrote:The longest I could go was 6 months and then I would do it again.
WOW!!!!!
Talk about stamina!
Peace,
Ceeboo
bahahaha that's awesome you read it that way.
Yeah my forearm was really sore! I got freakin ripped in the process though.
I have a funny story about masturbation.
I had a companion on my mission that was really moody. Some weeks he was really sad and then others he was pretty happy. One day I asked him what was wrong with him because he was so moody. He told me he abused himself, meaning he masturbated. He said that he would last a week without doing it but then he would do it again. When he did it again he felt really guilty and sad that he couldn't stop. Plus we had girls that answered the door in towels and some peoples walls had pornography on them (we were in a college town). So I was like oh ok… I didn't tell him that I had a "problem" with masturbation too, I know I am a bad guy but I could go way longer than a week without doing it.
So I get home from my mission and I tell this story to my cousin while we are at the gym working out. Except instead of saying my companion masturbated every week I said that he had a problem with spanking himself every week. I thought it was common knowledge that spanking yourself was the same thing as masturbation. Well my cousin took it literal and was like "what! that's pretty weird." I said it's not weird at all and that lots of people have a problem with it. He said that he didn't know that it was a problem and he was wondering why my companion felt guilty about it. Well I said told him that the church teaches people not to do it and that's why he felt guilty about it and that he could only stop for about a week. My cousin said only a week! Then he said (this parts funny) "I could see doing it every 6 months." I told my cousin that he told the mission president about it. That's when my cousin was really shocked and said he didn't know you had to confess such a thing. He then said "what do they say to the bishop? Bishop I have a problem with spanking myself and I just can't stop doing it." That's when I realized he thought I meant literal spanking. haha I explained to him that I meant spanking was masturbation and we burst up laughing over our conversation.
Now randomly I will say to my cousin "Hey it's that 6 months time and I can't stop myself" then I'll start spanking my butt! :)