Was Jesus a Mormon?

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Re: Was Jesus a Mormon?

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BrianH wrote:No. Mormons cannot use what they believe are Jesus' words UNLESS they can SHOW some reason to think those really are Jesus' words. I already know WHAT Mormons believe. The challenge here is for them to provide a basic apologetic to DEFEND this belief, which simply means some reasons to think that WHAT they have been told to "think" is actually TRUE. And I nowhere insisted that YOU believe anything.


So, I was right about your "challenge." It's nonsensical. As I said before, it amounts to this:

Mormons: God has restored doctrines that were lost from the Bible.
BrianH: Show me where Jesus taught these lost doctrines.
Mormons: He taught them right here in our scriptures.
BrianH: That doesn't count. Show me where they are taught in the Bible.
Mormons: Uh, didn't we just say they were lost from the Bible?

There is no double standard here at all. The simple logical fact is, no matter what the Bible says, unless it records Jesus teaching what Mormons say he taught, then it is irrelevant to this discussion. The challenge here should have been simple, if the LDS organization was telling the truth. The challenge here is for Mormons to simply provide some REASONS to think that they are telling the truth when they claim that Jesus taught the distinctive Mormon doctrines I listed above.


They have provided reasons. They believe in scripture that Jesus taught. That's really all they need.

Okay so you are not a Mormon. But you ARE attacking the Bible.


I'm not attacking the Bible at all. I'm taking issue with your insistence that the Bible somehow has self-evident authority in conveying the words of God and that it alone has any relevance to whether Jesus taught something. In short, you're using a very poor argument here, and I'm just pointing it out.

But the problem is, no matter who you are, the Bible is IRRELEVANT to the topic of this debate, UNLESS you or someone can show that it records Jesus teaching the doctrines I listed above.


You've asked for Mormons to show FROM THE Bible (see? I can shout, too) that Jesus taught the uniquely Mormon doctrines (and the non-doctrines) you listed. Mormons do not believe those teachings are in the Bible--again, you already knew that--so your demand is silly and pointless.

What I do or do not believe is not the issue here.


Of course it is. You want to set the terms of the discussion by limiting acceptable sources to those you consider acceptable, which of course depend on your beliefs.

The issue here is what the LDS organization has claimed. And yes, I insist that Mormons provide some outside evidence to support their claims that Jesus taught things like the Jesus-Satan brotherhood, and polytheism, etc. as listed above.


What outside sources do you consider to be acceptable, as so far you seem to want only Bible citations?

Let me help you begin to develop an understanding of basic rhetorical logic:


Ah, snarky condescension. I must have touched a nerve. I taught logic and rhetoric when I was in grad school, so I don't believe I need a lecture from someone who has a track record of rather poor argumentative skills.

simply repeating a claim does not constitute the provision of evidence in support of that claim. One must go outside the assertion itself to provide evidence that the assertions you make are true.


If I had merely repeated a claim, you might have something. I didn't, of course.

Now, I can do that with the Bible, but that is irrelevant.


Really? You have outside evidence that Adam and Eve were the first humans 6000 years ago? That Abraham existed? That Jesus walked on water? Maybe I should rethink my beliefs.

Even if I could not - in fact even if the Bible was a complete and total hoax, invented in 1956, logically speaking, that STILL would not in any way even address the topic of THIS trhead, let alone provide any reason to think that the Mormon claims are true.


Your original challenge was "to SHOW US [there's that shouting again] some reasons to think that Christ himself ever taught the doctrines and practices listed above." All Mormons have to do to meet said challenge is to quote their own scripture. That you don't accept their scripture is irrelevant to the challenge. If Mormons had only the Bible, they would agree with you that there is no reason to believe Jesus taught those doctrines; but they accept the scriptures, so it follows that they have reason to believe Jesus taught those things.

Of course I am. Apparently you are unfamiliar with the entire field of Biblical archaeology, which has fully confirmed uncountable numbers of historical details recorded in the Bible.


Just not the important parts. What Biblical archaeology confirms is that the Bible is an ancient document, a product of its time and place. It cannot confirm any of the supernatural claims the Bible makes, and a lot of the historical claims don't add up, either (the six-day creation, the Flood, and so on).

Just because YOU are uninformed does not mean that I cannot be serious.


I suppose if I were only more informed, I'd be a young-earth creationist.

In any case, the Bible is not the issue here unless it can be shown that its pages record Jesus teaching the doctrines I listed in the OP.


Since the Mormons already agree that it doesn't, it's irrelevant. Mormon scripture is relevant to this challenge.

The fact that you cannot distinguish between the myths of Mormonism and the many thousands of indisputable historical facts recorded in the Bible has no bearing on the topic here.


Let me be clear: The Bible can be shown to be an ancient document from a particular time and place in history. The Book of Mormon cannot. But as far as unverifiable myths, I'd say it's a tie.

But now that you have made it clear that you do not believe the claims of Mormonism, there is no reason for you to pretend to be defending them.


Oh, but I'm not defending them, or even pretending to defend them. I'm simply pointing out that your "challenge" is absurd.

Obviously YOU do not have any reason to believe that the LDS really have restored the supposedly "lost" teachings of Christ.


That would seem to be obvious.

You appear to be here only to try to change the subject to drive YOUR agenda of complaining about the Bible - a topic with which you are are obviously unfamiliar.


Heh. Show me where I've complained about the Bible, or that I have such an agenda. Or that I'm unfamiliar with the Bible, which I have read and studied for many years.

But again, unless the Bible records Jesus or perhaps his apostles teaching the doctrines that Mormons attribute to him, it is irrelevant to this challenge - a challenge you are obviously not here to even try to meet.


Why meet a pointless challenge? Next, indeed.
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Re: Was Jesus a Mormon?

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Point, Runtu.
You prove yourself of the devil and anti-mormon every word you utter, because only the devil perverts facts to make their case.--ldsfaqs (6-24-13)
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Re: Was Jesus a Mormon?

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BrianH wrote:
R>So, let me get this straight. You are insisting that Mormons prove that Jesus taught something, but they can't use what they believe are Jesus' words. And you see nothing problematic with that. And frankly, insisting that I believe things I don't actually believe is, well, a bit presumptuous.

No. Mormons cannot use what they believe are Jesus' words UNLESS they can SHOW some reason to think those really are Jesus' words.



Wow, I totally missed this gem. Brian, are you saying that Mormon's can't use the Bible unless they can show some reason to think those are really Jesus' words?

H.
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Re: Was Jesus a Mormon?

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Of course I am. Apparently you are unfamiliar with the entire field of Biblical archaeology, which has fully confirmed uncountable numbers of historical details recorded in the Bible. Just because YOU are uninformed does not mean that I cannot be serious. In any case, the Bible is not the issue here unless it can be shown that its pages record Jesus teaching the doctrines I listed in the OP.


You say that, yet you haven't answered any of my questions. The Bible is the issue, because you claim it is something that it is not, and then try to prove that Mormons are wrong when you are also wrong. Are you trying to slide by, like the Mormons, without addressing the REAL problems with your beliefs?

Biblical Archeology used to be conducted with a spade in one hand and a Bible in another. This was working backwards from the assumption that the Bible was an accurate historical record. It is not. That is fact. The Mormons work the same way... operate backwards from the assumption that their beliefs are true. Can you not yet see why you are exactly like the people you criticize?

The BBC recently aired "The Bible's Buried Secrets" and in this topic
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=17627
I posted links to both Part 1 and Part 2.

It paints a clear portrait about how wrong you are in regards to biblical archeology. I doubt you have the mental fortitude to watch it, but there are serious scholars out there who know a lot more about it than you who can prove the historicity of the Bible is grossly inaccurate.

If you ever want to stop acting like the Mormons you despise, I'd be happy to address the problems of the historicity of both the New and Old Testament in a thread. Of course, we know you aren't up to the challenge. For that reason, I refer you to this...

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=19866
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Re: Was Jesus a Mormon?

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emilysmith wrote:If you ever want to stop acting like the Mormons you despise, I'd be happy to address the problems of the historicity of both the New and Old Testament in a thread. Of course, we know you aren't up to the challenge. For that reason, I refer you to this...

http://www.mormondiscussions.com/phpBB3 ... =5&t=19866


I don't think he's even considered that it might not be historically accurate. It's easy to point at the Book of Mormon as anachronistic and ahistorical, but for some reason, he thinks the Bible is self-evidently true. Strange, that.
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Re: Was Jesus a Mormon?

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BrianH wrote:And yes, I insist that Mormons provide some outside evidence to support their claims that Jesus taught things like the Jesus-Satan brotherhood, and polytheism, etc. as listed above.


You insist?

Really?

This does sound serious.

So what are you going to do if Mormons decline to provide what you insist on?
You prove yourself of the devil and anti-mormon every word you utter, because only the devil perverts facts to make their case.--ldsfaqs (6-24-13)
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Re: Was Jesus a Mormon?

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consiglieri wrote:
BrianH wrote:And yes, I insist that Mormons provide some outside evidence to support their claims that Jesus taught things like the Jesus-Satan brotherhood, and polytheism, etc. as listed above.


You insist?

Really?

This does sound serious.

So what are you going to do if Mormons decline to provide what you insist on?

He will blow his nose at them, and fart in their general direction.

And if that's not enough...

He will taunt them a second time!
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Re: Was Jesus a Mormon?

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Mike Reed wrote:He will blow his nose at them, and fart in their general direction.

And if that's not enough...

He will taunt them a second time!


And after the spanking, the oral sex.
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Re: Was Jesus a Mormon?

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Are you guys trying to get Marg mad again?
You prove yourself of the devil and anti-mormon every word you utter, because only the devil perverts facts to make their case.--ldsfaqs (6-24-13)
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Re: Was Jesus a Mormon?

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consiglieri wrote:
BrianH wrote:
The fact that Mormons have not been able to answer such an obvious question and the kind of treatment I have received here and elsewhere for daring to ask it is what is truly ridiculing Mormonism and those Mormons who have behaved as they have.



Translation--If you "Mormons" dare stand up to my ridicule, you ridicule your own religion.

I have been thinking BrianH must have suffered some severe culture shock when he waded into a discussion board he thought was packed with faithful, clean mouthed Mormons; only to find he got better than he gave.


All the Best!

--Consiglieri

P.S. In case BrianH didn't see my post responding to his claim number seven in a separate thread and simply ignored it, I would like to call it to his attention.

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=21944


Pointing out that there are no Mormons who have answered my rather simple and obvious question is not exactly the imaginary phenomenon you wish it was, C.

I will go look at your link now.

Go tie your shoes.

-BH

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