Mormon SINGLES: why aren't single Mormons over 30 marrying?

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Brackite wrote:The Brackite is also an Omega male.


If you really are an Omega male, then Darrick's theory of all Omega males being unattractive to women is for the birds. You are absolutely adorable, and if my daughters weren't already in relationships, I would be attempting to play matchmaker. :razz:

You are going to make some lucky girl a wonderful husband. :mrgreen:
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Women can be attracted to an attractive or rich Omega male, until they get a whiff of his pheromones. Then its all over. Unless he is really rich of course.

liz3564 wrote:
Brackite wrote:The Brackite is also an Omega male.


If you really are an Omega male, then Darrick's theory of all Omega males being unattractive to women is for the birds. You are absolutely adorable, and if my daughters weren't already in relationships, I would be attempting to play matchmaker. :razz:

You are going to make some lucky girl a wonderful husband. :mrgreen:
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Daheshist wrote:Women can be attracted to an attractive or rich Omega male, until they get a whiff of his pheromones. Then its all over. Unless he is really rich of course.

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Daheshist wrote:Women can be attracted to an attractive or rich Omega male, until they get a whiff of his pheromones. Then its all over. Unless he is really rich of course.

I knew it was a mistake for me to give pheromone “Dutch-ovens” prior to marriage.

This is better than when I called into Dr. Drew.
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Mormon women are staying single because Daheshist creeped them right out of the dating pool.
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Buffalo wrote:Mormon women are staying single because Daheshist creeped them right out of the dating pool.

He has helped me to resist the temptations of homosexuality.



Ewan McGregor keeps drawing me back in though...
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Doctor Steuss wrote:
Buffalo wrote:Mormon women are staying single because Daheshist creeped them right out of the dating pool.

He has helped me to resist the temptations of homosexuality.



Ewan McGregor keeps drawing me back in though...


I never even knew homosexuality could be tempting to heterosexuals until Droopy informed me of it. Who knew?
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If it is in the genes wouldn't the most merciful thing to do is allow polygamy? If we did then Omega men could be weeded out of the gene pool in a generation or two. Monogamy merely forces some women to have to reproduce with these guys. :evil:
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http://www.smblogsites.com/marincountypsych/?p=24

Some highly successful people subsequently become miserable, self-destructive, or self-defeating. They might experience anxiety or depression, overindulge in alcohol or substances, or engage in behaviors that risk their relationships or their own life. If humans strive to achieve their ideals, then it’s curious why one would have such experiences once an ideal is achieved? We witness this repeatedly in the case of celebrities and public figures who are subjected to humiliation, both self-imposed as well as a result of being discovered by others. Along with high success comes notoriety, where others look in at the successful person and may, in some cases, have a desire to see that person collapse.

Chicks get scared when a guy threatens them, Guy's don't want to feel overpowered when an Alpha comes around, so Looser Guys will use the negative aspects of the Alpha's success as a means to intimidate the woman into giving sex.

It's happened to me for the last time... the woman I pick will walk away from a Guy who's whispering threats, and using the horror stories about my loved ones as threats, If she thinks she's going to be hurt by some other guy she might find me throwing the fists for a change.
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It just ticks me off looser guys use threats and my past against me rather than making it a Contest of Witt.

;D

So if Chicks can't see past that, then maybe they're complete bimbos... OR PERHAPS NOT!!!
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