Mormon Jesus needs more Booze for the Mega Mall (link)

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Mormon Jesus needs more Booze for the Mega Mall (link)

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http://www.ksl.com/index.php?sid=209130 ... id=queue-6

Downtown's new City Creek Center, which is owned and developed by the LDS Church, still has space for some five new restaurants or retailers, said general manager Linda Wardell. Two restaurants in the center already have liquor licenses.

While Wardell declined to discuss whether the availability of liquor licenses was an issue for potential restaurant tenants, she said the center does "expect to add some more restaurants where we serve alcohol."
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The Mighty Builder wrote:http://www.ksl.com/index.php?sid=20913061&nid=148&title=special-session-addresses-more-liquor-licenses-and-education-budget-shortfall&s_cid=queue-6

Downtown's new City Creek Center, which is owned and developed by the LDS Church, still has space for some five new restaurants or retailers, said general manager Linda Wardell. Two restaurants in the center already have liquor licenses.

While Wardell declined to discuss whether the availability of liquor licenses was an issue for potential restaurant tenants, she said the center does "expect to add some more restaurants where we serve alcohol."


I think it's a good thing that the church doesn't enforce their values in their money making ventures. Can you imagine if every store required at least 2 priesthood holders to preside.
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Don't forget to hide the liquor, as per Utah law.
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Perhaps they serve the Holy Spirits...
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Obviously, it's time that the church reopened Brigham Young's distillery. Think how much money they could make if Valley Tan was back on the market! They should also consider the Pay Lay Ale brewery. It's a perfect tie in.

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Quasimodo wrote:Obviously, it's time that the church reopened Brigham Young's distillery. Think how much money they could make if Valley Tan was back on the market! They should also consider the Pay Lay Ale brewery. It's a perfect tie in.

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Holy crap! where did you get this?
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son of Ishmael wrote:Holy crap! where did you get this?


http://home.teleport.com/~packham/pale-ale.htm :lol:
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