Mormon Jesus needs more Booze for the Mega Mall (link)

[_The Mighty Builder]

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?sid=209130 ... id=queue-6

Downtown's new City Creek Center, which is owned and developed by the LDS Church, still has space for some five new restaurants or retailers, said general manager Linda Wardell. Two restaurants in the center already have liquor licenses.

While Wardell declined to discuss whether the availability of liquor licenses was an issue for potential restaurant tenants, she said the center does "expect to add some more restaurants where we serve alcohol."

[_DarkHelmet]

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?sid=20913061&nid=148&title=special-session-addresses-more-liquor-licenses-and-education-budget-shortfall&s_cid=queue-6

Downtown's new City Creek Center, which is owned and developed by the LDS Church, still has space for some five new restaurants or retailers, said general manager Linda Wardell. Two restaurants in the center already have liquor licenses.

While Wardell declined to discuss whether the availability of liquor licenses was an issue for potential restaurant tenants, she said the center does "expect to add some more restaurants where we serve alcohol."

I think it's a good thing that the church doesn't enforce their values in their money making ventures. Can you imagine if every store required at least 2 priesthood holders to preside.

[_Shulem]

Welcome to

The Mall of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

Bow your head and drink.



Paul O

[_Shulem]

This Message has been brought to you by

The Mall of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints



Paul O

[_madeleine]

Don't forget to hide the liquor, as per Utah law.

[_Shulem]

The Mall of Jack Daniels of Latter-day Saints

O God, the Eternal Father, we ask thee in the name of thy Son, JACK DANIELS, to bless and sanctify this WHISKEY to the souls of all those who drink of it . . . . that they may have his LIQUOR to be with them. Amen



Paul O

[_Drifting]

Perhaps they serve the Holy Spirits...

[_Quasimodo]

Obviously, it's time that the church reopened Brigham Young's distillery. Think how much money they could make if Valley Tan was back on the market! They should also consider the Pay Lay Ale brewery. It's a perfect tie in.

[_son of Ishmael]

Obviously, it's time that the church reopened Brigham Young's distillery. Think how much money they could make if Valley Tan was back on the market! They should also consider the Pay Lay Ale brewery. It's a perfect tie in.

Holy crap! where did you get this?

[_Quasimodo]

Holy crap! where did you get this?

http://home.teleport.com/~packham/pale-ale.htm