Polygamy-Porter wrote:Reminds me of bapjisms for the dead when I was a youth. Some of the jump suits that the young women wore were nicely thin!
So true. I was so disappointed to discover that the claim they made -- that 'Satan' couldn't tempt me within the holy walls of the temple -- was definitely not true.
As the nubile young women stepped out of the water, things were revealed to me, right there in the temple, that I had never seen before. It was an education, and a spiritual experience of a decidedly different nature than I had expected. What's more, the natural effects of these revelatory 'visions' were embarrassingly difficult to hide.
To this day, baptisms have a bit of an erotic connection in my mind, partly because the temple experience was reaffirmed during my missionary baptisms (most of our converts were infatuated teenage girls and lonely housewives). Those prophet dudes knew what they were doing, combining white clothing with water.
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