MormonThink, Pres. Allan Pratt & Masturbation

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Re: MormonThink, Pres. Allan Pratt & Masturbation

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Themis wrote:
why me wrote:...


You really are stupid.


Thank you for not quoting whyme.

I have him on ignore because I no longer need to read what he posts in order to confirm the truth of your statement. I have seen enough already, and unless he gets a brain transplant it is highly improbable that he will ever change.
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why me wrote:First of all, we have an audio tape. Second, we assume that it is a talk to missionaries in some kind of conference. But where are the sisters when he begins to lecture the young men about self abuse? My take is that the lecture is not what it claims to be. Second, there is a picture of him holding a large stick, looking a little stupid. Good effect for connotation. But I still believe that there is something wrong here. Now if true, this was a missionary talk, and the sisters were present, it would be far worse. But...my guess would be that no mish prez will be speaking this way with sister missionaries present.


Far worse with women present? Apart from some embarrassment, I don't see why.

This may come as a shock to you, but studies show that 92% of women between the ages of 18 and 30 now admit to masturbating, and an average of three times a week, and thirty percent of women look at pornography.

But with the pop-ups this guy is suffering through, I don't think this particular computer is being used to search out this type of research.
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why me wrote:
Like I said, I am basing my opinion on a friend who had a masturbating bear for a companion and my friend's experiences with him on his mission. He found it disgusting. Missionaries live rather near to each other. Not easy for a missionary to know that his companion is doing it in the bathroom. As any return missionary here knows, going to the toilet after a masturbating bear is not easy.


Ah yes, the mysterious "I have a friend" story. Reading into this it seems why me hasn't figured out how to jerk off without spilling his seed all over the place. He is probably getting overly excited and jumping around the bathroom when the moment arrives. If you can't polish your bishop without painting the walls and floor, I suggest you do it in the shower and wash it all down the drain.
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Does that mission President know this image is on LDS.org?

Image

There is something about that guy that gets me every time I look. He is so sensitive and caring and muscular!
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Re: MormonThink, Pres. Allan Pratt & Masturbation

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Chap wrote:
Thank you for not quoting whyme.

I have him on ignore because I no longer need to read what he posts in order to confirm the truth of your statement. I have seen enough already, and unless he gets a brain transplant it is highly improbable that he will ever change.


He keeps going on showing he really does need that brain transplant. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad and perverted.
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zeezrom wrote:There is something about that guy that gets me every time I look. He is so sensitive and caring and muscular!

I just feel bad for him. With all of those personal assets you note, he's still insecure enough about his bald spot to employ a comb-over, while growing the rest of it out like a lion's mane.

It is almost certainly his overwhelming insecurity that is keeping him from enjoying the companionship of a woman. Outside of his religious duties as baptismal drier, that is.

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Juggler Vain wrote:
zeezrom wrote:There is something about that guy that gets me every time I look. He is so sensitive and caring and muscular!

I just feel bad for him. With all of those personal assets you note, he's still insecure enough about his bald spot to employ a comb-over, while growing the rest of it out like a lion's mane.
Granted, he wishes he had the hair of his youth, but we can't say he is insecure, especially when we can plainly see how caring and thoughtful he is.

It is almost certainly his overwhelming insecurity that is keeping him from enjoying the companionship of a woman. Outside of his religious duties as baptismal drier, that is.

-JV


This, I must wholeheartedly disagree with. He is obviously not in a companionship solely out of religious duty. His body is amazing, he dresses well, and he is caring and thoughtful. How in the hell could he only be in a relationship out of religious duty?!
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What in the world is a "masturbating bear"?
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Stop posting porn Zee! The sight of her bare shoulders and leg above the knee are giving me evil thoughts! :twisted:

Elphaba: I don't know the answer to your question . . . and I don't think I want to know. :eek:
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Elphaba wrote:What in the world is a "masturbating bear"?


Please don't feed the pervert.
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