I have him on ignore because I no longer need to read what he posts in order to confirm the truth of your statement. I have seen enough already, and unless he gets a brain transplant it is highly improbable that he will ever change.
Zadok: I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis. Maksutov: That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
why me wrote:First of all, we have an audio tape. Second, we assume that it is a talk to missionaries in some kind of conference. But where are the sisters when he begins to lecture the young men about self abuse? My take is that the lecture is not what it claims to be. Second, there is a picture of him holding a large stick, looking a little stupid. Good effect for connotation. But I still believe that there is something wrong here. Now if true, this was a missionary talk, and the sisters were present, it would be far worse. But...my guess would be that no mish prez will be speaking this way with sister missionaries present.
Far worse with women present? Apart from some embarrassment, I don't see why.
why me wrote: Like I said, I am basing my opinion on a friend who had a masturbating bear for a companion and my friend's experiences with him on his mission. He found it disgusting. Missionaries live rather near to each other. Not easy for a missionary to know that his companion is doing it in the bathroom. As any return missionary here knows, going to the toilet after a masturbating bear is not easy.
Ah yes, the mysterious "I have a friend" story. Reading into this it seems why me hasn't figured out how to jerk off without spilling his seed all over the place. He is probably getting overly excited and jumping around the bathroom when the moment arrives. If you can't polish your bishop without painting the walls and floor, I suggest you do it in the shower and wash it all down the drain.
"We have taken up arms in defense of our liberty, our property, our wives, and our children; we are determined to preserve them, or die." - Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
Does that mission President know this image is on LDS.org?
There is something about that guy that gets me every time I look. He is so sensitive and caring and muscular!
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)
I have him on ignore because I no longer need to read what he posts in order to confirm the truth of your statement. I have seen enough already, and unless he gets a brain transplant it is highly improbable that he will ever change.
He keeps going on showing he really does need that brain transplant. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad and perverted.
zeezrom wrote:There is something about that guy that gets me every time I look. He is so sensitive and caring and muscular!
I just feel bad for him. With all of those personal assets you note, he's still insecure enough about his bald spot to employ a comb-over, while growing the rest of it out like a lion's mane.
It is almost certainly his overwhelming insecurity that is keeping him from enjoying the companionship of a woman. Outside of his religious duties as baptismal drier, that is.
zeezrom wrote:There is something about that guy that gets me every time I look. He is so sensitive and caring and muscular!
I just feel bad for him. With all of those personal assets you note, he's still insecure enough about his bald spot to employ a comb-over, while growing the rest of it out like a lion's mane.
Granted, he wishes he had the hair of his youth, but we can't say he is insecure, especially when we can plainly see how caring and thoughtful he is.
It is almost certainly his overwhelming insecurity that is keeping him from enjoying the companionship of a woman. Outside of his religious duties as baptismal drier, that is.
-JV
This, I must wholeheartedly disagree with. He is obviously not in a companionship solely out of religious duty. His body is amazing, he dresses well, and he is caring and thoughtful. How in the hell could he only be in a relationship out of religious duty?!
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)