FAIR ad on KSL

[_Polygamy-Porter]

Call now and we will include at no cost you, these shiny tinfoil hats to help block out Satan!

[_SteelHead]

Notice the answers are called faithful, not truthful.

They are synonymous. Alma 32:21

No, no they are not. Not when the answer FAIR provides at times are faithful to the narrative without being true to history.

[_madeleine]

That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

[_Racer]

I noticed at the end of the FAIR ad they encourage people with questions to contact them. I wonder if they will be treated similar to the way people with shaken faith syndrome are treated on MDD.

1. Ask sincere question about conflicting doctrine or policy
2. Be chided and mocked that your faith is not strong enough to see through the problem, or...
3. Be accused of being a troll/wolf in sheep's clothing and get banned.

Interesting to see if they really give a rip about people who have questions.

[_Stormy Waters]

Here is a transcript of the ad.
Female Voice: My Sister is really struggling with her testimony. She came across a website with claims about the church that upset her.
Female Voice: I'm hoping you can help me with an issue that's been bothering me. A friend of mine told me to contact FAIR.
Male Voice #1: Never before in the history of the church has misinformation been so readily available to it's members. Through the internet, false and misleading information gains equal ground with faithful teachings causing an equally unprecedented need for well researched answers to the claims of the church's critics. The foundation for apologetic information and research was formed to meet this increasing need. Known today as FAIR it boasts the largest repository of faithful answers to critical questions raised by the critics of the church.
Female Voice: FAIR was important to me because I found that that intelligent and reasonable people believed in Mormonism and expressed their faith in it on the FAIR website.
Male Voice #1: Find out more at FairLDS.org you can also submit a question directly at FairLDS.org and FAIR volunteers will help when you or a loved one are struggling with difficult questions about the church. That's FairLDS.org.

Of course critical information is described as "false and misleading."

[_Polygamy-Porter]

That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cbfgmorIGE

[_madeleine]

That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cbfgmorIGE

Well that was dull...not funny.

[_madeleine]

I noticed at the end of the FAIR ad they encourage people with questions to contact them. I wonder if they will be treated similar to the way people with shaken faith syndrome are treated on MDD.

1. Ask sincere question about conflicting doctrine or policy
2. Be chided and mocked that your faith is not strong enough to see through the problem, or...
3. Be accused of being a troll/wolf in sheep's clothing and get banned.

Interesting to see if they really give a rip about people who have questions.

Certainly can't be trusted to keep inquiries and inquirers confidential.

[_Polygamy-Porter]

Female Voice: My Sister is really struggling with her belief in Santa Claus. She came across a website with claims about flying reindeer that upset her by showing reindeer being pushed out of the back of an air cargo plane at 30,000 feet.
Female Voice: I'm hoping you can help me with an issue about chimney less houses that's been bothering me. A friend of mine told me to contact The North Pole Foundation.
Male Voice #1: Never before in the history of Christmas has misinformation been so readily available to mankind. Through the internet, false and misleading information gains equal ground with faithful teachings causing an equally unprecedented need for well researched answers to the claims of Santa's critics. The North Pole Foundation was formed to meet this increasing need. Known today as TNPF it boasts the largest repository of faithful answers to critical questions raised by the critics of Mr and Mrs Claus.
Female Voice: TNPF was important to me because I found that that intelligent and reasonable people believed in Santa Claus and expressed their faith in Rudolph on The North Pole Foundation website.
Male Voice #1: Find out more at TNPF.og you can also submit a question directly at SantaLives.org and Elf volunteers will help when you or a loved one are struggling with difficult questions about the how Santa delivers BILLIONS of presents in one night. That's AYFKM.og.

[_Polygamy-Porter]

Female Voice: My Sister is really struggling with her belief in the Easter Bunny. She came across a website with claims about egg crapping rabbits that upset her by showing attempts at breeding chickens with rabbits and another showing vets transplanting the egg bear parts of a chicken into a living rabbit. All of the rabbits died.
Female Voice: I'm hoping you can help me with an issue about eating eggs crapped out of a rabbit that's been bothering me. A friend of mine told me to contact ECR.org .
Male Voice #1: Never before in the history of Easter has misinformation been so readily available to mankind. Through the internet, false and misleading information gains equal ground with faithful teachings causing an equally unprecedented need for well researched answers to the claims of Bunny's critics. The ECR Foundation was formed to meet this increasing need. Known today as Egg Crapping Rabbits, it boasts the largest repository of faithful answers to critical questions raised by the critics of egg crapping rabbits.
Female Voice: ECR was important to me because I found that that intelligent and reasonable people believed that rabbits could crap out candy eggs that did not taste like crap and expressed their faith in little peeps.
Male Voice #1: Find out more at ECR.org you can also submit a question directly at TastesLikeChicken.org and Thumper's volunteers will help when you or a loved one are struggling with difficult questions about the how a rabbit's asshole can stretch out enough to crap out a U.S. Grade AA egg. That's AYFKM.og.