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Sledge wrote:
Fri Jun 11, 2021 2:13 pm
What's the big deal about a hat?
For me it was realizing this was the same technique he used to claim he could find lost treasure. He never found any treasure, and this technique was the same many have used to trick people in his day. I didn't like the idea one would use a method that was so thoroughly used to separate people from their money.
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Sledge wrote:
Fri Jun 11, 2021 2:29 pm

Also do you know how hard it is to make up a coherent, internally consistent story when your head is in a hat?
If one has a good memory and has been creating this narrative for years it would not be hard. His attempt needed a lot of work afterwords to fix mistakes. I also think the head in a hat was a prop meant to promote belief in his followers and entertain. I also tend to think Oliver was probably in on it.
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Themis wrote:
Fri Jun 11, 2021 9:43 pm
Sledge wrote:
Fri Jun 11, 2021 2:29 pm

Also do you know how hard it is to make up a coherent, internally consistent story when your head is in a hat?
If one has a good memory and has been creating this narrative for years it would not be hard. His attempt needed a lot of work afterwords to fix mistakes. I also think the head in a hat was a prop meant to promote belief in his followers and entertain. I also tend to think Oliver was probably in on it.

John Milton managed it while all was dark as Egypt.
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Equality wrote:
I imagine it would be exceedingly difficult, which may explain why the Book of Mormon is so incoherent and internally inconsistent.

Wait, you're not arguing that the Book of Mormon is coherent and internally consistent, are you?
Yes, I am going by what the best research on the topic has to say.
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Sledge wrote:
Fri Jun 11, 2021 10:02 pm
Equality wrote:
I imagine it would be exceedingly difficult, which may explain why the Book of Mormon is so incoherent and internally inconsistent.

Wait, you're not arguing that the Book of Mormon is coherent and internally consistent, are you?
Yes, I am going by what the best research on the topic has to say.
I find this claim of consistency or inconsistency very subjective and in need of real defining to the point one can measure it. Then you would have to find a way to compare with what people are capable of, and how much time does a person have to create a internally consistent story. I'm not sure this can really be done in a very objective way.
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Themis wrote: I find this claim of consistency or inconsistency very subjective and in need of real defining to the point one can measure it. Then you would have to find a way to compare with what people are capable of, and how much time does a person have to create a internally consistent story. I'm not sure this can really be done in a very objective way.
Of course you do. It’s convenient for you to have this subjective view.

That’s why I listen to what the scholars and the best research has to say on the matter, not what “Themis” has to say.
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Sledge wrote:
Fri Jun 11, 2021 10:49 pm
Themis wrote: I find this claim of consistency or inconsistency very subjective and in need of real defining to the point one can measure it. Then you would have to find a way to compare with what people are capable of, and how much time does a person have to create a internally consistent story. I'm not sure this can really be done in a very objective way.
Of course you do. It’s convenient for you to have this subjective view.

That’s why I listen to what the scholars and the best research has to say on the matter, not what “Themis” has to say.
So you can define it then. Go right ahead. I never made any claim of inconsistency.
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This is why the apologist has to switch from "look how miraculously fast the Book of Mormon was written" to "look how a dumb, nearly retarded farm boy wrote a book."

The only way the production of the Book of Mormon can look in any way miraculous, is to claim Joseph was as dumb as a rock. Unfortunately we have records of how intelligent Smith was and how easily he weaved tales and memorized scripture.
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You need contrasting darkness so that you can see the screen without strain, and especially so if you’ll be working on it for lengthy periods. Otherwise, your eyes will tire and your head will ache.
lol. um, no. It's the exact opposite. Watching TV or movies in the dark is bad for your eyes. working on a computer with the lights off is bad for your eyes. Offices where people are working on computers tend to be nice and bright. There are no eye issues when using a phone outside in daylight. Only he would use a phone in the direct sunlight of July in death valley in order to vindicate Joseph Smith and his hat.
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drumdude wrote:
This is why the apologist has to switch from "look how miraculously fast the Book of Mormon was written" to "look how a dumb, nearly retarded farm boy wrote a book."

The only way the production of the Book of Mormon can look in any way miraculous, is to claim Joseph was as dumb as a rock. Unfortunately we have records of how intelligent Smith was and how easily he weaved tales and memorized scripture.
Please read Morris “A Documentary History of the Book of Mormon” and get back to me.
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