Black Pastor speaks some uncomfortable truths

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ajax18 wrote:
Mon Aug 11, 2025 7:37 pm
This video is pretty hard core tough love as well. This man is a prophet. I guess we can see why most of the prophets were martyred at some point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bmzzO5NBn8
Hmm. This is the same Pastor David James Manning who claims that Starbucks puts semen in its coffee, because:

"My suspicion is that they're getting this semen from sodomites. That's what my suspicion is. My suspicion is that semen, like cord blood, has millions and millions of little zygotes in it, and it flavors up the coffee. And it makes you think you're having a good time drinking that cup of latte with the semen in it."

Great link, Ajax. It's interesting to get a sample of your youtube feed. I'm not sure about the value of these "very uncomfortable truths" that you think we all should hear.
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Morley wrote:
Tue Aug 12, 2025 7:18 pm
ajax18 wrote:
Mon Aug 11, 2025 7:37 pm
This video is pretty hard core tough love as well. This man is a prophet. I guess we can see why most of the prophets were martyred at some point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bmzzO5NBn8
Hmm. This is the same Pastor David James Manning who claims that Starbucks puts semen in its coffee, because:

"My suspicion is that they're getting this semen from sodomites. That's what my suspicion is. My suspicion is that semen, like cord blood, has millions and millions of little zygotes in it, and it flavors up the coffee. And it makes you think you're having a good time drinking that cup of latte with the semen in it."

Great link, Ajax. It's interesting to get a sample of your youtube feed. I'm not sure about the value of these "very uncomfortable truths" you think we all should hear.
I'm not sure if this is a step up, down, or just a lateral move from promoting the strip mall doctor that preaches yeast infections are caused by demon sex while dreaming.



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Morley wrote:
Tue Aug 12, 2025 7:18 pm
ajax18 wrote:
Mon Aug 11, 2025 7:37 pm
This video is pretty hard core tough love as well. This man is a prophet. I guess we can see why most of the prophets were martyred at some point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bmzzO5NBn8
Hmm. This is the same Pastor David James Manning who claims that Starbucks puts semen in its coffee, because:

"My suspicion is that they're getting this semen from sodomites. That's what my suspicion is. My suspicion is that semen, like cord blood, has millions and millions of little zygotes in it, and it flavors up the coffee. And it makes you think you're having a good time drinking that cup of latte with the semen in it."

Great link, Ajax. It's interesting to get a sample of your youtube feed. I'm not sure about the value of these "very uncomfortable truths" that you think we all should hear.
Did you find any of it comical? A lot of black people did due to the element of truth in what Pastor Manning had to say. The first step in the repentance process is to recognize that you did something wrong. Until more black people can do that, they won't be able to improve and their situation will never get better. That's why the Pastor is doing this. He's not doing this because he's in league with white people. He has some very harsh words for white people as well and he's not wrong about a lot of it.
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ajax18 wrote:
Tue Aug 12, 2025 8:05 pm
Morley wrote:
Tue Aug 12, 2025 7:18 pm
Hmm. This is the same Pastor David James Manning who claims that Starbucks puts semen in its coffee, because:

"My suspicion is that they're getting this semen from sodomites. That's what my suspicion is. My suspicion is that semen, like cord blood, has millions and millions of little zygotes in it, and it flavors up the coffee. And it makes you think you're having a good time drinking that cup of latte with the semen in it."
Did you find any of it comical? A lot of black people did due to the element of truth in what Pastor Manning had to say.
Black people believe that Starbucks puts semen in its coffee?
The first step in the repentance process is to recognize that you did something wrong.
Maybe not, if it’s some kind of job requirement, or part of the mochaccino recipe.
Until more black people can do that, they won't be able to improve and their situation will never get better.
I did not realize that spiking coffee with semen was the key to success for Black Americans. At least it’s so much cheaper than the cost of a college degree, even at today’s coffee prices.
That's why the Pastor is doing this. He's not doing this because he's in league with white people. He has some very harsh words for white people as well and he's not wrong about a lot of it.
I’ll let my white neighbors know that they should also spike their coffee with semen. Probably not a bad idea to help counteract the coming recession’s effect on employment.
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A black preacher claiming Starbucks secret ingredient is semen is a fairly new way to interpret Oh cum all ye faithful. I always thought that one was just for having a bunch of church babies.
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Ajax wrote:Did you find any of it comical? A lot of black people did due to the element of truth in what Pastor Manning had to say. The first step in the repentance process is to recognize that you did something wrong. Until more black people can do that, they won't be able to improve and their situation will never get better. That's why the Pastor is doing this. He's not doing this because he's in league with white people. He has some very harsh words for white people as well and he's not wrong about a lot of it.
Ajax, you were supposed to release the Epstein files not release Ghislaine Maxwell! Get your wires crossed somewhere? Or is it the truth that you never had any morals to begin with? Quit trying to change the subject with your nonsense woke posts.

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Or is it the truth that you never had any morals to begin with?
This is true of MAGA generally. You must be an unforgiving, hypocritical asshole to be a Republican. They're proud of that stuff, because they have the maturity of a damned baby (a.k.a. Trump).

Do everyone a favor: die in a fire, MAGA.

The best thing to happen to this country in a long time will be Trump dying a painful, bitter death. It deserves torture.

Now I can look forward to ceeboo passing out on his favorite chaise lounge he bought for that very purpose, because Trump voters are damned snowflakes in addition to their other countless faults. America is infested with damned MAGA morons. We need an exterminator.
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Mark Maron said in his latest special that MAGA voted so they could say "retarded" again, which makes him want to call them all retarded. He's right. They are damned retarded.

They love that word so much, I can't help telling them exactly what they want to hear. damned retards.
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