CALL FOR MODERATORS

[dastardly stem]

It's way easier to clone a mortal than a demigod, stem.

Hogwarsh! Didn't you check out my Jesus is myth thread? Cloning demigods was as common as practice as there ever was back in the day. And yet, we still haven't gotten around to actually cloning a human. I'd say it's way easier to clone a figment of man's imagination than to clone a real live complex person.

But I know, we're not taking this very seriously. Shoot did you see how Shades characterized the job? He's got to be trying to fool us all.

[dastardly stem]

It's really very simple. He takes their blood and infuses them with his own.

How does that help? People have been drinking Jesus' blood for centuries and it doesn't seem to help.

[Jersey Girl]

I understand, but I really don't think moderators have access to personal information, other than IP address, which don't tell you anything.

I've been posting online over 2 decades. I have seen people, even here, play fast and loose with people's in real life on the board, in the chat, via messages, and via email. I've seen people get pissed off and divulge, sometimes in collaboration with another pissed off poster. I've seen people drunk doxxed here. I've seen in real life jump around the boards on to blogs and back again. I've seen persons wrongly identified and wrongly accused, thereby putting an additional innocent party's in real life in harm's way--family, friends, employment. I've had posters here share in real life about their adversaries behind the scenes with me when I never once showed an interest in it. IP addresses are but one source of confirmation that can lead to pursuit of additional in real life.

I don't like it. I don't do it. I don't like it when others do it because they use it to damage people.

Again, and speaking only for myself, I need more time to know you.

[Jersey Girl]

It's really very simple. He takes their blood and infuses them with his own.

How does that help? People have been drinking Jesus' blood for centuries and it doesn't seem to help.

Yeah but do they have a full scale infusion clinic in the back room? I think not.

[canpakes]

Maybe we can get them some … rings or something …

Will these rings look like this?

[dastardly stem]

Maybe we can get them some … rings or something …

Will these rings look like this?

Yes...and moderators should treat their time as a moderator much like an arduous journey to destroy the ring, completing their calling and election.

[canpakes]

Yes...and moderators should treat their time as a moderator much like an arduous journey to destroy the ring, completing their calling and election.

“Exhausted from expending much energy on edits initiated by troll minions of the Adversary, the moderators collapsed across the Couches of Wayfair, and awaited a pickup from the Ventis of Arabica …”

[Shulem]

It's really very simple. He takes their blood and infuses them with his own.

How does that help? People have been drinking Jesus' blood for centuries and it doesn't seem to help.

Oh don't get me started with making a new Jesus blood thread! Oh man, that would probably piss Jersey Girl off. But what she doesn't know won't hurt her. We can hide it from her. She will never know.

[Sledge]

Back on topic...

[ceeboo]

Back on topic...

Well, I don't see any other potential mods going through the personal expense and trouble of producing a button - So, I guess that means that Sledge is our guy!

Sledge for mod 2021!