Unofficial Limericks thread, RIP

[Res Ipsa]

Pedal stool.... So many possibilities.

[Lem]

Shades we have found your HOME.

I am really glad they finally decided to shut the schools. I really feel for you Julius.
You guys more than anymore need the rest bite.

rest bite. 17:56
REST BITE. 17:57
I am dead 17:57

I love how you can piece together how this one happened. There's someone speech-typing on the other end making the word 'REspite into re'SPITE, like it rhymes with Sprite. It's like a typo autopsy.

(Or an odd up sea, if you will.)

https://i.redd.it/qk4n6n437k961.jpg

Shades, this odd up sea is for YOU!!

[Lem]

Pedal stool.... So many possibilities.

ikr? from now on, forevermore, this will be why I am happily ROTFLMAO when I have to endure yet again a certain family member looking down on my career, saying HIS wife doesn't HAVE to work because he keeps her on a.. a.. pedal stool.

"O [sexism], where is thy sting?"


Doc, you're better than therapy. Thank you.

[Lem]

Ok, I am going to stop this, I promise. Soon. But this last one is dedicated to Trump and other idiots:

Yes! There was a guy who did this for
people who needed help filling out court
documents. I believe it was $20 “donation”
he did this in NYC I believe.

Also protesting under the grounds of free them of choice
(for the consumer) gives you some protection in court.

https://i.redd.it/awvyfu1jil961.png

he wishes. 14 and 3/4 days and counting.

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

Doc, you're better than therapy. Thank you.

Better than being told you’re the reason for her therapy. *side eyes wife*

Trace been, moan amy.

- Doc

[Some Schmo]

What kind of a cock o' maim me thread has this turned into here? This is in credit bully mean.

[Dr. Shades]

From your link

Sadly, there is nothing in the historical record to back up the events.

Too bad. Large Johnsons are exceedingly rare. It would have been nice to see it documented.

What's your email address?

[Lem]

From your link

Too bad. Large Johnsons are exceedingly rare. It would have been nice to see it documented.

What's your email address?

What kind of a cock o' maim me thread has this turned into here?

[dantana]

From your link

Too bad. Large Johnsons are exceedingly rare. It would have been nice to see it documented.

What's your email address?

Well, I tell ya, anyone who says Shades doesn't have a sense of humor needs to have his spelling checked.

[dantana]

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